Discussion, Opposition, Escalation and 20 Crypto Jokes

It was a busy crypto week. IOTA mainnet is paused but MIOTA’s still trading, FCoin wants to reopen but clients aren’t happy, OKEx and Bitfinex suffered a DDoS attack, Ethereum’s core devs decided to implement ProgPow in July amid heavy opposition that only grew larger, Vitalik Buterin shared that Bitcoin’s stock-to-flow model is useless, an overnight move by EOS block producers fueled a decentralization debate, Incognito launched an anonymous way to swap Monero with many cryptos, the USD 500 billion card didn’t help Ripple in court, and Bitcoin’s safe haven status was questioned again, but the troubled Lebanese economy is leading citizens to embrace Bitcoin and altcoins. Meanwhile, Coinbase has prepared for coronavirus outbreak escalation, and the coronavirus is now threatening to derail the introduction of a long-awaited piece of crypto legislation in South Korea, but the lack of crypto laws could lead to mass bankruptcies, insiders warned. Also, Ripple entered South Korean blockchain scene by signing agreements with three companies that work on overseas remittance solutions.

Furthermore, the Bank of England’s chief cashier stated that it’s crucial that central banks act before tech giants establish dominance in the digital currency sector, Japanese finance minister urged China to delay its digital fiat, and Quoine was found guilty of breach of contract in the BTC 3,902 trade reversals. Meanwhile, South Korean-Japanese chat app operator Line is set to open a trading platform in the U.S., the world is ready for “private money” such as Facebook’s Libra, JPMorgan Chase said, while Justin Sun predicts BTC will reach USD 100,000 by 2025. Speaking of Sun, he faced more trouble as Buffett denied owing crypto and Steem moved to restrict his power. Lastly, mass adoption of crypto was “confirmed” by The Simpsons, Vodafone, and Willy Woo.

Here’s what you’ve been waiting for: the jokes.

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For starters, choose your poison.

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Now, let’s take a look back at Bitcoin’s February.

TalesFromTheCave@KrownsFam

#Bitcoin in February64512:45 AM – Feb 23, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy195 people are talking about this

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Speaking of BTC, let’s see what a Satoshi has been up to recently.

WhalePanda@WhalePanda

Is this what you think about when you think about Satoshi?3482:38 PM – Feb 22, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy192 people are talking about this

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Recognize yourself here?

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A herculean task.

Dr. Bitcoin, M.D.@DrBitcoinMD

Trying to explain #bitcoin to @PeterSchiff

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4068:49 PM – Feb 18, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy90 people are talking about this

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They’d write an open letter for all to sign about not dating her, with hashtag NoProgPow.

Jordan Spence@spencecoin

I’m gonna name my future daughter ProgPoW so nobody dates her245:57 AM – Feb 27, 2020 · Hermosa Beach, CATwitter Ads info and privacySee Jordan Spence’s other Tweets

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‘Whales urging you to panic’ is not a sentence non-cryptonians hear often.

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Another situation you won’t experience with whales in the wild.

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Get ready for the impact of BTC halving.

Panama Crypto@Panama_TJ

Good morning fam, don’t mind the bears, halving is a rare occurrence, ₿TFD!1247:04 PM – Feb 27, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy18 people are talking about this

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Speaking of halving – here’s something you won’t be seeing.

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How-much-I-lost-ignorance is bliss.

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It tends to be a painful experience.

TEDDY (₿)@TeddyCleps

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When you finally decide to buy that one coin that was shilled for weeks

864:48 PM – Feb 16, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy17 people are talking about this

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Told ya! A lot of pain involved.

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But! You failed on your first try, that’s something.

Crypto Chris Walken@cryptochrisw

The first time you bought a shitcoin

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6734:26 AM – Feb 24, 2020Twitter Ads info and privacy73 people are talking about this

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Ha! And they say dreams don’t come true, and to grow up, and stuff…

SHILL GATES@ImShillGates

Most of you wanted car beds when you were younger and now thanks to crypto, you get to sleep in your car every night!

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But what if crypto were to be banned?

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If it were a movie, it would be an action thriller.

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“There is no limit if logic.” There’s also no spatula if dream, so…

Brad Mills @bradmillscan

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Remember the 2017 ICO bubble

(I wonder what DeFi project these guys run now)

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A girl knows what she wants. Her own Bitcoin and a partner hodling Bitcoin.

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And for the end, look at that lovely, joyful smile!

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